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[sparkysparky]

So, due to a recent viewing of Live Free or Die Hard I had a very important question I cannot answer myself. Solution? LJ poll of course.

[Poll #1127855]

Now, who will write me Chuck Norris/John McLane/Neville Longbottom slash? You know you want to!

Comments

[sellthelie.livejournal.com]

Ha, I nearly went John over Nev, but Neville has a wand. And even though John can bring down helicopters with cars, and then take on a fighter jet in a semi, I just thought Neville would win.

[sparkysparky.livejournal.com]

Word. :-D Neville's wand is a thing of beauty. *is twelve* But....dude. It's John McLane. Yippie kai ai mother fucker and all that.

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

Yippee Kai Ai orrrrrrr

"I'll join you when hell freezes over. Dumbledore's Army!"

Also, just a question. When the Sorting Hat, after being placed upon one's head, bursts into flame... does that mean the person wearing it has been "sorted" gay?

[sparkysparky.livejournal.com]

ohhh....that's a difficult choice to make.

And dude, it definitely does.

[casspeach.livejournal.com]

Over John McLane who can KILL helicopters with a CAR?

Please, as if Neville would even need a car.

[sparkysparky.livejournal.com]

That's true. He does have that big ass sword. And not only Gryffindor's.

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

I didn't vote in the original poll (I didn't see it, eek), but Neville wins BECAUSE:

While, yes, John McLane is indeed made of awesome and can kills helicopters with a car and jets with the power of his mind (or something) and can turn his gun on himself to shoot the bad guy, Neville can turn him to dust with a piece of wood.

[sparkysparky.livejournal.com]

This is all true. And good points. Very good points. :-D