Dearest Mallorie....
May. 8th, 2007 10:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sparkysparky'Tis your birthday today, my darling ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
acquiescence_. Bet you thought I forgot, as I was ignoring you earlier and didn't say anything to the tune of HAPPY FREAKIN' BIRTHDAY BIATCH!!!!
I have known you now for six WONDERFULLY FUN months, and in that time we have created the cutest little ship that ever sailed in fandom. COCO FOREVER! And now, I think it's time to share that ship with the world! (Insert evil laughter here). You are nowvery, very old 23 years young, and for your birthday, I (and Steph and Jenn by proxy) have something special to share with you. Remember that time in chat when we got our 4 boys out to play and it was very hot and good and someone said we should ficcerize it? Well, someone did. So, here you are. Part 1 of the very Long Porny Orgy Chat. I wanted to get the whole fic up, but we are prolific bastards and this will be close to 8,000/9,000 words by the time it's done. *facepalm*
Title: Do PWPs really need titles? Oh, all right. I dub thee, The Little Ficlet That Could
Authors:sparkysparky as Cormac McLaggen, fate_envies_us as Seamus Finnigan, silverius408 as Harry Potter, and of course, the lovely birthday girl herself acquiescence_ as Colin Creevey. (The first part until Cormac, Harry & Seamus arrive is just me having fun. Sorry faraday for stealing Dennis. You can have him back now.
Summary: It's just porn guys. With the teensiest bit of plot to make it make almost-sense. Colin, Cormac, Harry & Seamus have a chat about why it's nice to be gay. And then Colin, Cormac and Harry play a little.
Word Count: This part: 2,272, Whole Thing: ~8,000
Author's Notes: These characters are based on the characters we all play in the RPG![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
beyonddark_rpg, but I've tried to make it reader-friendly. Some parts may not make sense, but really. We're all here for the PRON right? This is really a joint prezzie from me and silverius408 as it was her idea (I think). :-D So Happy B-Day from both of us!!
Author's Notes the Second: It's terribly unbeta'd, and the whole thing is converted from a Y!M chat, so there are probably tense shifts galore, and other inconsistencies. I tried to organize the flow so it wasn't completely chaotic to read. I also apologize to the other authors in advance for any liberties I took with characterizations. This is written in quasi-RPG format, so there are POV shifts all over the place. But seriously folks, read this for the porn. And also because Colin Creevey as written by Mal is AMAZING. Seriously.
Author's Notes the Third: Just for visualization, Cormac is played by David Boreanaz (Angel/Booth), Colin by Randy Harrison (Justin from QAF), Harry by Milo Ventiglimia (Peter Petrelli on Heroes) and Seamus by Charlie Hunnam (from UK QAF). So, just picture the pretties as you read.
Finally, Mal I hope you enjoy this! Expect the next part tomorrow night and the conclusion on Thursday!
Colin surveyed the mess, grinning at the turned over glasses, the party favors strewn over the floor, thinking it would take a very long time to put the shop to rights, but finding that he didn’t care much at all. The night had been too wonderful to care about messes. Honeyduke’s Grand Re-Opening had been, in his opinion, a smashing success, and a large sum of money had been collected for the War Orphan’s fund, so even with all the mess Colin counted tonight to be spectacular.
The guests had enjoyed themselves, more than enjoyed themselves, and the more the alcohol had flowed, the wider the wallets had opened, and the wider the wallets, the more specialty chocolates had been bought and consumed, until Colin knew he and Dennis would have to spend the entire next week recreating their new recipes to replace what had been bought tonight.
“I’m for bed, Col,” Dennis called from the back room. “We can set this to rights tomorrow, yeah?” He yawned hugely, not bothering to cover his mouth. “I’m knackered.”
“’S fine,” Colin replied, waving him away. “Cormac said he’d be back with reinforcements after his patrol anyway. Go home, Den. I’ll have enough help.”
Dennis snickered, grabbing his coat from the cupboard. “I’m sure you will,” he said, waggling his eyebrows. “Just don’t tell me about it yeah?” He wrinkled his nose in distaste, shuddering at the thought of just what his brother got up to with his boyfriend and their friends. “Right then. I’m off to shag my girlfriend.”
“Tell Sophia I say hi,” Colin said, swatting at Dennis as he went by. “And it’s not like that. He said Seamus is coming along to help. And Harry will be along shortly. He was just seeing the Headmistress back to the castle.”
“I said I didn’t want to hear it!” Dennis protested, making Colin laugh at the look on his face. “Good night Col.” Dennis left as quickly as he could, rushing down the street towards Sophia’s and trying to replace the image of Cormac fucking his brother with one of him fucking Sophia. Yes, that was much nicer.
Colin shook his head bemusedly at his brother’s quick escape act, before going back to tidying up. He was in the back, storing away the left over Firewhiskey, intending on asking Seamus to return it to the Three Broomsticks, when he heard the bell on the door tinkle, announcing Cormac’s arrival. He headed out into the main shop and saw that Seamus had arrived with Cormac and Harry must have been close behind. They were all dressed in Muggle clothing, and seemed ready to put the shop to rights.
He said a quick hello to Seamus and gave Harry a quick kiss on the cheek, before letting Cormac haul him against him, eagerly opening his mouth for Cormac’s kiss. “Hi,” he breathed as Cormac let him go. He didn’t notice he hadn’t put down the Firewhiskey until after Cormac had relieved him of the bottle.
“What’s this then?” Cormac asked, wrapping an arm around Colin’s waist and pressing him firmly to him. He studied the bottle and grinned. “This is the good stuff, baby, where you been hiding this? Never mind, let’s get drunk. This is very good alcohol. No sense in letting it go to waste.”
Seamus laughed and shook his head. “Nah, mate. You know what happens when I get drunk.”
“You kiss my boyfriend?” Colin asked, remembering the last time they’d all gotten drunk together.
“Well, yeah. Not a good idea all around, yeah?”
“He was pretty messed up that night, baby,” Cormac said, kissing the top of Colin’s head in apology. “Though I can’t blame him. I am irresistible, especially to drunken Irish men.”
“I’ve kissed you both sober,” Harry said to Cormac and Colin, snickering in memory. “Seamus is the only one I haven’t kissed.” He leered comically in Seamus’ general direction, making Colin laugh.
“No thanks, I’m straight,” Seamus said, holding his hands up.
“Then why’d you snog Cormac?” Harry asked.
“He’s only gay for me,” Cormac replied, with just the littlest bit of pride, holding Colin’s
hands to his sides to stop the smaller man from hitting him playfully.
“I was fucked up!” Seamus protested.
“I feel left out mate we roomed together for 7 years and you don't come to me when you have gayish tendencies,” Harry said, with a mischievous pout.
“Sorry, mate. Somehow Cormac fucking McLaggen has turned into my bloody best friend,” Seamus said, shrugging. “If I was gay or interested in blokes, I'd go for you. since I'm not...”
“Right, of course not,” Harry said, looking at him knowingly. “If you ever change your mind…”
“Stop picking on Irish,” Cormac said, smacking Harry on the back of the head lightly.“Now, let’s get this mess cleaned up so we can go get drunk.”
Cormac set the bottle carefully on the counter and started Banishing trash and tidying up the counters. It didn’t take long with four of them, and soon the shop was as good as new and soon they were all settled comfortably in Colin’s sitting room, Cormac and Colin squished into the armchair, Colin in Cormac’s lap, Cormac’s arms wrapped possessively around him. Harry was lounging on the couch, his arm stretched out behind him to trail down Colin’s thigh. Seamus was sprawled on the carpet, a bottle of Firewhiskey cradled between his legs, glaring at them all.
“Stop petting already,” he said, passing the bottle to Harry. “It's like...gay.”
Cormac snickered and turned Colin’s head so he could kiss him, thrusting his tongue in the smaller man’s mouth. Colin sighed and sagged back against him, letting Cormac take possession of the kiss. Cormac pulled back and smirked at Seamus. “Nothin' wrong with a little gay, Irish,” he said.
“Yeah, yeah. It hurts so much,” Seamus said, closing his eyes. “I’m crying because no one’s snogging me.”
“I’d like to be snogged.” Harry pouted in Seamus’ direction. “I have no one to snog,” he said sadly.
Seamus rolled his eyes and said, “Neither do I, so don’t feel bad.”
Harry smirked, “Well if you were willing to snog guys you would have, so I don't have much pity.”
“I like girls. McLaggen was a fluke,” Seamus insisted.
Cormac took a swig of whiskey from the bottle and mock glared at Seamus. “Should I resent that?”
Seamus picks at a loose thread in the carpet, looking around the room to avoid Cormac’s eyes. “No...”
”Alright then”, Cormac said, grinning against Colin’s neck.
“I’m not gay!” Seamus all but shouted, taking a large sip from the bottle that had been passed to him. “Really, I’m not!”
“Uh huh,” Colin said, a note of disbelief in his voice.
“You're protesting a bit much mate,” Harry pointed out.
“Potter has a point, Irish,” Cormac said.
“Thanks, McLaggen,” Harry said, grinning.
“I'm not gay either. I'm flexible,” Cormac went on, as if Harry hadn’t spoken. “It's perfectly understandable to like both tits and ass.”
“I like tits and ass,” Seamus said, rolling over and onto his knees, passing the Firewhiskey bottle back to Harry. “Just generally on girls.”
Harry snickered, and took a long drink from the bottle. “I'm bisexual. Can't ever really see myself getting in a relationship with a bloke but its fun to have fun with them.”
“Men's asses are tighter,” Cormac said helpfully, reaching out a long arm and swiping the bottle from Harry, taking an even longer drink before passing it to Colin.
“That is true,” Colin said after passing the bottle back to Seamus.
“Sides guys know what guys like,” Harry said.
“Makes things much easier all around,” Cormac agreed.
“Well considering how much it fucking hurt to get fucked, I'd have to not agree with that statement,” Seamus said, his voice harsh as he finished off the bottle of whiskey.
Cormac looked at him in concern, knowing that Seamus didn’t want his rough past brought up in front of anyone. He knew how much it had messed Seamus up, and now wasn’t the right time to make anything like that public. Tonight was supposed to be fun.
“Well, you obviously didn't do it right then,” Colin said, at the same time, Harry said, “Your guy didn't do it right, then.” Both Colin and Harry had completely missed the undercurrents between Cormac and Seamus.
“Stop saying the same thing...it's weird,” Seamus said, glad to let the more serious topic die out.
”Was it a Muggle or a Wizard?” Harry asked, tipping his head back against the couch arm.
“Wizarding spells definitely prepare you better than Muggle lube. Unless your partner makes damn sure you're completely ready,” Cormac said, glancing over at Harry mischievously. “Right, Potter?
“ Why does everyone call me Potter?” Harry whined. “Cormac you had your tongue down my throat last night. You can call me Harry."
Seamus looked over at Cormac, finally realizing something. “You've kissed everyone here, McLaggen?”
“Well, what can I say? I'm irresistible,” Cormac said with a sheepish grin. “Potter totally wants to jump my bones.”
“No I don’t,” Harry said seriously. “You're too tall for that. I’d kill myself.”
“I thought he wanted my bones,” Colin said, leaning over the arm of the chair to look down at Harry’s face.
“Only if I say he can have them,” Cormac growled, pulling Colin back against him. “
Colin rolls his eyes and pats Cormac’s arm. “Of course, dear,” he said calmly, winking at Harry and Seamus.
Seamus suddenly comes back to himself, a realization making him grown. “My best friend is a whore,” he said, blinking in shock.
“I prefer to think of it as enjoying life,” Harry said. “And I think that’s Cormac’s view too.”
“You would say that,” Colin laughed, turning sideways on Cormac’s lap so he could see Harry more easily.
“You've never complained,” Harry said with a smirk.
“Harry!” Colin said, blushing. "I don't think now's an appropriate time for that."
"We should seduce Seamus," Harry said, ignoring Colin in favor of leering at Seamus.
"All of us?" Colin asked incredulously. "Not sure how that would work."
Cormac grinned wolfishly, thinking that it could be exactly what Seamus needed to get over his past. "I could get into that."
"I'm going to hide now," Seamus said, getting to his feet. "Or leave. Whichever will get be away from you randy sods." He headed for the bathroom, glaring at them all over his shoulder.
"Well he seems stubborn, so it will probably take all of us," Harry said, watching Seamus leave.
"I doubt it, we can just get Cormac to pin him down," Colin said, moving off Cormac's lap and grinning down at him.
"Ooh I like that plan," Harry said enthusiastically, getting up from the couch and moving over to Colin. "Then you and I can play while Cormac convinces Seamus to join in the fun."
Cormac lounged back in the chair, too lazy to move. "He'll come around. No one can resist my manly wiles," he said confidently.
"I'm still hiding!" Seamus called from the bathroom.
Colin leaned back against Harry and laughed, saying, "Is that what you call it, Mac? Your 'manly wiles'?"
"Well, what would you call it baby?" Cormac asked, drawing out the word 'baby' until he was practically purring.
Colin shivered, blushing deeply. "Stop calling me that," he said, voice shaky. "You know i can't think straight when you do that."
"You've never thought straight," Seamus said coming back into the room and gathing up his cloak.
"Oh hush Irish," Colin said, sticking his tongue out at Seamus.
"And now I'm leaving. I'm not going gay for the two of you," he said to Colin and Harry.
Harry stared at Seamus consideringly. "Seamus, a one time thing isn't going gay, it’s trying new experiences."
Cormac felt almost proud that he wasn't inculded in the 'not going gay for you two' part of Seamus' speech. "Just for me then Irish?"
Seamus blushed and glared at Cormac, his mouth opening and closing several times before he ground out,"Shut up, McLaggen.".
Cormac just smirked. "Should I start calling you baby too?"
"No!" Colin exclaimed, shooting death glares at both Cormac and Seamus.
Seamus rolled his eyes. "Shush you," he said, pointing at Cormac. "I'll talk to you tomorrow. Have a good gay orgy you three." He strode from the room, and they heard the flat door open and shut, and shrugged at each other. Seamus would come around in his own time, and it wouldn't be fair to force him into anything.
"Can I just request that you never call me baby?" Harry asked to break the sudden silence at Seamus' disappearance.
"You don't have to worry about that, Colin's my only baby," Cormac said, shooting Colin a look full of possessiveness. Colin preened, smiling brightly back at Cormac, even though he didn't leave the circle of Harry's arms.
Cormac stalked forward and pulled Colin towards him, Harry coming along out of reluctance to let go of Colin. Cormac bent down and claimed Colin's mouth in a wet kiss, biting at his bottom lip possessively, and growling against Colin's lips.
"I do like the growling though," Harry said, watching exitedly as Cormac kissed Colin, his erection pressing insistently against Colin's arse
Remember you have to seduce me this time."
Colin turned in Cormac's arms, so he was pressed flush against Harry, his pert little arse fitting perfectly in the cradle of Cormac's thighs. "Yes, I remember," He said, smirking and wrapping his arms around Harry's neck.Cormac reluctantly moved away, settling back in the chair to watch the show.
TBC in Part 2
acquiescence_. Bet you thought I forgot, as I was ignoring you earlier and didn't say anything to the tune of HAPPY FREAKIN' BIRTHDAY BIATCH!!!! I have known you now for six WONDERFULLY FUN months, and in that time we have created the cutest little ship that ever sailed in fandom. COCO FOREVER! And now, I think it's time to share that ship with the world! (Insert evil laughter here). You are now
Title: Do PWPs really need titles? Oh, all right. I dub thee, The Little Ficlet That Could
Authors:
sparkysparky as Cormac McLaggen, fate_envies_us as Seamus Finnigan, silverius408 as Harry Potter, and of course, the lovely birthday girl herself acquiescence_ as Colin Creevey. (The first part until Cormac, Harry & Seamus arrive is just me having fun. Sorry faraday for stealing Dennis. You can have him back now. Summary: It's just porn guys. With the teensiest bit of plot to make it make almost-sense. Colin, Cormac, Harry & Seamus have a chat about why it's nice to be gay. And then Colin, Cormac and Harry play a little.
Word Count: This part: 2,272, Whole Thing: ~8,000
Author's Notes: These characters are based on the characters we all play in the RPG
beyonddark_rpg, but I've tried to make it reader-friendly. Some parts may not make sense, but really. We're all here for the PRON right? This is really a joint prezzie from me and silverius408 as it was her idea (I think). :-D So Happy B-Day from both of us!!Author's Notes the Second: It's terribly unbeta'd, and the whole thing is converted from a Y!M chat, so there are probably tense shifts galore, and other inconsistencies. I tried to organize the flow so it wasn't completely chaotic to read. I also apologize to the other authors in advance for any liberties I took with characterizations. This is written in quasi-RPG format, so there are POV shifts all over the place. But seriously folks, read this for the porn. And also because Colin Creevey as written by Mal is AMAZING. Seriously.
Author's Notes the Third: Just for visualization, Cormac is played by David Boreanaz (Angel/Booth), Colin by Randy Harrison (Justin from QAF), Harry by Milo Ventiglimia (Peter Petrelli on Heroes) and Seamus by Charlie Hunnam (from UK QAF). So, just picture the pretties as you read.
Finally, Mal I hope you enjoy this! Expect the next part tomorrow night and the conclusion on Thursday!
Colin surveyed the mess, grinning at the turned over glasses, the party favors strewn over the floor, thinking it would take a very long time to put the shop to rights, but finding that he didn’t care much at all. The night had been too wonderful to care about messes. Honeyduke’s Grand Re-Opening had been, in his opinion, a smashing success, and a large sum of money had been collected for the War Orphan’s fund, so even with all the mess Colin counted tonight to be spectacular.
The guests had enjoyed themselves, more than enjoyed themselves, and the more the alcohol had flowed, the wider the wallets had opened, and the wider the wallets, the more specialty chocolates had been bought and consumed, until Colin knew he and Dennis would have to spend the entire next week recreating their new recipes to replace what had been bought tonight.
“I’m for bed, Col,” Dennis called from the back room. “We can set this to rights tomorrow, yeah?” He yawned hugely, not bothering to cover his mouth. “I’m knackered.”
“’S fine,” Colin replied, waving him away. “Cormac said he’d be back with reinforcements after his patrol anyway. Go home, Den. I’ll have enough help.”
Dennis snickered, grabbing his coat from the cupboard. “I’m sure you will,” he said, waggling his eyebrows. “Just don’t tell me about it yeah?” He wrinkled his nose in distaste, shuddering at the thought of just what his brother got up to with his boyfriend and their friends. “Right then. I’m off to shag my girlfriend.”
“Tell Sophia I say hi,” Colin said, swatting at Dennis as he went by. “And it’s not like that. He said Seamus is coming along to help. And Harry will be along shortly. He was just seeing the Headmistress back to the castle.”
“I said I didn’t want to hear it!” Dennis protested, making Colin laugh at the look on his face. “Good night Col.” Dennis left as quickly as he could, rushing down the street towards Sophia’s and trying to replace the image of Cormac fucking his brother with one of him fucking Sophia. Yes, that was much nicer.
Colin shook his head bemusedly at his brother’s quick escape act, before going back to tidying up. He was in the back, storing away the left over Firewhiskey, intending on asking Seamus to return it to the Three Broomsticks, when he heard the bell on the door tinkle, announcing Cormac’s arrival. He headed out into the main shop and saw that Seamus had arrived with Cormac and Harry must have been close behind. They were all dressed in Muggle clothing, and seemed ready to put the shop to rights.
He said a quick hello to Seamus and gave Harry a quick kiss on the cheek, before letting Cormac haul him against him, eagerly opening his mouth for Cormac’s kiss. “Hi,” he breathed as Cormac let him go. He didn’t notice he hadn’t put down the Firewhiskey until after Cormac had relieved him of the bottle.
“What’s this then?” Cormac asked, wrapping an arm around Colin’s waist and pressing him firmly to him. He studied the bottle and grinned. “This is the good stuff, baby, where you been hiding this? Never mind, let’s get drunk. This is very good alcohol. No sense in letting it go to waste.”
Seamus laughed and shook his head. “Nah, mate. You know what happens when I get drunk.”
“You kiss my boyfriend?” Colin asked, remembering the last time they’d all gotten drunk together.
“Well, yeah. Not a good idea all around, yeah?”
“He was pretty messed up that night, baby,” Cormac said, kissing the top of Colin’s head in apology. “Though I can’t blame him. I am irresistible, especially to drunken Irish men.”
“I’ve kissed you both sober,” Harry said to Cormac and Colin, snickering in memory. “Seamus is the only one I haven’t kissed.” He leered comically in Seamus’ general direction, making Colin laugh.
“No thanks, I’m straight,” Seamus said, holding his hands up.
“Then why’d you snog Cormac?” Harry asked.
“He’s only gay for me,” Cormac replied, with just the littlest bit of pride, holding Colin’s
hands to his sides to stop the smaller man from hitting him playfully.
“I was fucked up!” Seamus protested.
“I feel left out mate we roomed together for 7 years and you don't come to me when you have gayish tendencies,” Harry said, with a mischievous pout.
“Sorry, mate. Somehow Cormac fucking McLaggen has turned into my bloody best friend,” Seamus said, shrugging. “If I was gay or interested in blokes, I'd go for you. since I'm not...”
“Right, of course not,” Harry said, looking at him knowingly. “If you ever change your mind…”
“Stop picking on Irish,” Cormac said, smacking Harry on the back of the head lightly.“Now, let’s get this mess cleaned up so we can go get drunk.”
Cormac set the bottle carefully on the counter and started Banishing trash and tidying up the counters. It didn’t take long with four of them, and soon the shop was as good as new and soon they were all settled comfortably in Colin’s sitting room, Cormac and Colin squished into the armchair, Colin in Cormac’s lap, Cormac’s arms wrapped possessively around him. Harry was lounging on the couch, his arm stretched out behind him to trail down Colin’s thigh. Seamus was sprawled on the carpet, a bottle of Firewhiskey cradled between his legs, glaring at them all.
“Stop petting already,” he said, passing the bottle to Harry. “It's like...gay.”
Cormac snickered and turned Colin’s head so he could kiss him, thrusting his tongue in the smaller man’s mouth. Colin sighed and sagged back against him, letting Cormac take possession of the kiss. Cormac pulled back and smirked at Seamus. “Nothin' wrong with a little gay, Irish,” he said.
“Yeah, yeah. It hurts so much,” Seamus said, closing his eyes. “I’m crying because no one’s snogging me.”
“I’d like to be snogged.” Harry pouted in Seamus’ direction. “I have no one to snog,” he said sadly.
Seamus rolled his eyes and said, “Neither do I, so don’t feel bad.”
Harry smirked, “Well if you were willing to snog guys you would have, so I don't have much pity.”
“I like girls. McLaggen was a fluke,” Seamus insisted.
Cormac took a swig of whiskey from the bottle and mock glared at Seamus. “Should I resent that?”
Seamus picks at a loose thread in the carpet, looking around the room to avoid Cormac’s eyes. “No...”
”Alright then”, Cormac said, grinning against Colin’s neck.
“I’m not gay!” Seamus all but shouted, taking a large sip from the bottle that had been passed to him. “Really, I’m not!”
“Uh huh,” Colin said, a note of disbelief in his voice.
“You're protesting a bit much mate,” Harry pointed out.
“Potter has a point, Irish,” Cormac said.
“Thanks, McLaggen,” Harry said, grinning.
“I'm not gay either. I'm flexible,” Cormac went on, as if Harry hadn’t spoken. “It's perfectly understandable to like both tits and ass.”
“I like tits and ass,” Seamus said, rolling over and onto his knees, passing the Firewhiskey bottle back to Harry. “Just generally on girls.”
Harry snickered, and took a long drink from the bottle. “I'm bisexual. Can't ever really see myself getting in a relationship with a bloke but its fun to have fun with them.”
“Men's asses are tighter,” Cormac said helpfully, reaching out a long arm and swiping the bottle from Harry, taking an even longer drink before passing it to Colin.
“That is true,” Colin said after passing the bottle back to Seamus.
“Sides guys know what guys like,” Harry said.
“Makes things much easier all around,” Cormac agreed.
“Well considering how much it fucking hurt to get fucked, I'd have to not agree with that statement,” Seamus said, his voice harsh as he finished off the bottle of whiskey.
Cormac looked at him in concern, knowing that Seamus didn’t want his rough past brought up in front of anyone. He knew how much it had messed Seamus up, and now wasn’t the right time to make anything like that public. Tonight was supposed to be fun.
“Well, you obviously didn't do it right then,” Colin said, at the same time, Harry said, “Your guy didn't do it right, then.” Both Colin and Harry had completely missed the undercurrents between Cormac and Seamus.
“Stop saying the same thing...it's weird,” Seamus said, glad to let the more serious topic die out.
”Was it a Muggle or a Wizard?” Harry asked, tipping his head back against the couch arm.
“Wizarding spells definitely prepare you better than Muggle lube. Unless your partner makes damn sure you're completely ready,” Cormac said, glancing over at Harry mischievously. “Right, Potter?
“ Why does everyone call me Potter?” Harry whined. “Cormac you had your tongue down my throat last night. You can call me Harry."
Seamus looked over at Cormac, finally realizing something. “You've kissed everyone here, McLaggen?”
“Well, what can I say? I'm irresistible,” Cormac said with a sheepish grin. “Potter totally wants to jump my bones.”
“No I don’t,” Harry said seriously. “You're too tall for that. I’d kill myself.”
“I thought he wanted my bones,” Colin said, leaning over the arm of the chair to look down at Harry’s face.
“Only if I say he can have them,” Cormac growled, pulling Colin back against him. “
Colin rolls his eyes and pats Cormac’s arm. “Of course, dear,” he said calmly, winking at Harry and Seamus.
Seamus suddenly comes back to himself, a realization making him grown. “My best friend is a whore,” he said, blinking in shock.
“I prefer to think of it as enjoying life,” Harry said. “And I think that’s Cormac’s view too.”
“You would say that,” Colin laughed, turning sideways on Cormac’s lap so he could see Harry more easily.
“You've never complained,” Harry said with a smirk.
“Harry!” Colin said, blushing. "I don't think now's an appropriate time for that."
"We should seduce Seamus," Harry said, ignoring Colin in favor of leering at Seamus.
"All of us?" Colin asked incredulously. "Not sure how that would work."
Cormac grinned wolfishly, thinking that it could be exactly what Seamus needed to get over his past. "I could get into that."
"I'm going to hide now," Seamus said, getting to his feet. "Or leave. Whichever will get be away from you randy sods." He headed for the bathroom, glaring at them all over his shoulder.
"Well he seems stubborn, so it will probably take all of us," Harry said, watching Seamus leave.
"I doubt it, we can just get Cormac to pin him down," Colin said, moving off Cormac's lap and grinning down at him.
"Ooh I like that plan," Harry said enthusiastically, getting up from the couch and moving over to Colin. "Then you and I can play while Cormac convinces Seamus to join in the fun."
Cormac lounged back in the chair, too lazy to move. "He'll come around. No one can resist my manly wiles," he said confidently.
"I'm still hiding!" Seamus called from the bathroom.
Colin leaned back against Harry and laughed, saying, "Is that what you call it, Mac? Your 'manly wiles'?"
"Well, what would you call it baby?" Cormac asked, drawing out the word 'baby' until he was practically purring.
Colin shivered, blushing deeply. "Stop calling me that," he said, voice shaky. "You know i can't think straight when you do that."
"You've never thought straight," Seamus said coming back into the room and gathing up his cloak.
"Oh hush Irish," Colin said, sticking his tongue out at Seamus.
"And now I'm leaving. I'm not going gay for the two of you," he said to Colin and Harry.
Harry stared at Seamus consideringly. "Seamus, a one time thing isn't going gay, it’s trying new experiences."
Cormac felt almost proud that he wasn't inculded in the 'not going gay for you two' part of Seamus' speech. "Just for me then Irish?"
Seamus blushed and glared at Cormac, his mouth opening and closing several times before he ground out,"Shut up, McLaggen.".
Cormac just smirked. "Should I start calling you baby too?"
"No!" Colin exclaimed, shooting death glares at both Cormac and Seamus.
Seamus rolled his eyes. "Shush you," he said, pointing at Cormac. "I'll talk to you tomorrow. Have a good gay orgy you three." He strode from the room, and they heard the flat door open and shut, and shrugged at each other. Seamus would come around in his own time, and it wouldn't be fair to force him into anything.
"Can I just request that you never call me baby?" Harry asked to break the sudden silence at Seamus' disappearance.
"You don't have to worry about that, Colin's my only baby," Cormac said, shooting Colin a look full of possessiveness. Colin preened, smiling brightly back at Cormac, even though he didn't leave the circle of Harry's arms.
Cormac stalked forward and pulled Colin towards him, Harry coming along out of reluctance to let go of Colin. Cormac bent down and claimed Colin's mouth in a wet kiss, biting at his bottom lip possessively, and growling against Colin's lips.
"I do like the growling though," Harry said, watching exitedly as Cormac kissed Colin, his erection pressing insistently against Colin's arse
Remember you have to seduce me this time."
Colin turned in Cormac's arms, so he was pressed flush against Harry, his pert little arse fitting perfectly in the cradle of Cormac's thighs. "Yes, I remember," He said, smirking and wrapping his arms around Harry's neck.Cormac reluctantly moved away, settling back in the chair to watch the show.
TBC in Part 2
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Date: 2007-05-09 02:28 am (UTC)Romilda is most happy to be 'watching'...
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Date: 2007-05-09 02:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-05-09 03:46 am (UTC)HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Holy fuck.
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Date: 2007-05-09 04:31 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-05-09 05:22 am (UTC)And yay for more crack!
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Date: 2007-05-09 04:29 am (UTC)I love you! You're so brilliant, and goodness, this seriously made my day so perfect
And of course now I really want to read all the rest of it again :D
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Date: 2007-05-09 04:32 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-07 02:59 am (UTC)teehee