Dearest Mallorie....

'Tis your birthday today, my darling acquiescence_. Bet you thought I forgot, as I was ignoring you earlier and didn't say anything to the tune of HAPPY FREAKIN' BIRTHDAY BIATCH!!!!

I have known you now for six WONDERFULLY FUN months, and in that time we have created the cutest little ship that ever sailed in fandom. COCO FOREVER! And now, I think it's time to share that ship with the world! (Insert evil laughter here). You are now very, very old 23 years young, and for your birthday, I (and Steph and Jenn by proxy) have something special to share with you. Remember that time in chat when we got our 4 boys out to play and it was very hot and good and someone said we should ficcerize it? Well, someone did. So, here you are. Part 1 of the very Long Porny Orgy Chat. I wanted to get the whole fic up, but we are prolific bastards and this will be close to 8,000/9,000 words by the time it's done. *facepalm*

Title: Do PWPs really need titles? Oh, all right. I dub thee, The Little Ficlet That Could

Authors: sparkysparky as Cormac McLaggen, fate_envies_us as Seamus Finnigan, silverius408 as Harry Potter, and of course, the lovely birthday girl herself acquiescence_ as Colin Creevey. (The first part until Cormac, Harry & Seamus arrive is just me having fun. Sorry faraday for stealing Dennis. You can have him back now.

Summary: It's just porn guys. With the teensiest bit of plot to make it make almost-sense. Colin, Cormac, Harry & Seamus have a chat about why it's nice to be gay. And then Colin, Cormac and Harry play a little.

Word Count: This part: 2,272, Whole Thing: ~8,000

Author's Notes: These characters are based on the characters we all play in the RPG beyonddark_rpg, but I've tried to make it reader-friendly. Some parts may not make sense, but really. We're all here for the PRON right? This is really a joint prezzie from me and silverius408 as it was her idea (I think). :-D So Happy B-Day from both of us!!

Author's Notes the Second: It's terribly unbeta'd, and the whole thing is converted from a Y!M chat, so there are probably tense shifts galore, and other inconsistencies. I tried to organize the flow so it wasn't completely chaotic to read. I also apologize to the other authors in advance for any liberties I took with characterizations. This is written in quasi-RPG format, so there are POV shifts all over the place. But seriously folks, read this for the porn. And also because Colin Creevey as written by Mal is AMAZING. Seriously.

Author's Notes the Third: Just for visualization, Cormac is played by David Boreanaz (Angel/Booth), Colin by Randy Harrison (Justin from QAF), Harry by Milo Ventiglimia (Peter Petrelli on Heroes) and Seamus by Charlie Hunnam (from UK QAF). So, just picture the pretties as you read.

Finally, Mal I hope you enjoy this! Expect the next part tomorrow night and the conclusion on Thursday!

( ON TO THE FIC )