sparkysparky: (HP // Neville // Chuck Norris)
Jessica ([personal profile] sparkysparky) wrote2008-01-26 05:27 pm

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So, due to a recent viewing of Live Free or Die Hard I had a very important question I cannot answer myself. Solution? LJ poll of course.

[Poll #1127855]

Now, who will write me Chuck Norris/John McLane/Neville Longbottom slash? You know you want to!

[identity profile] sellthelie.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha, I nearly went John over Nev, but Neville has a wand. And even though John can bring down helicopters with cars, and then take on a fighter jet in a semi, I just thought Neville would win.

[identity profile] casspeach.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Over John McLane who can KILL helicopters with a CAR?

Please, as if Neville would even need a car.

[identity profile] eeyore9990.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't vote in the original poll (I didn't see it, eek), but Neville wins BECAUSE:

While, yes, John McLane is indeed made of awesome and can kills helicopters with a car and jets with the power of his mind (or something) and can turn his gun on himself to shoot the bad guy, Neville can turn him to dust with a piece of wood.