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[sparkysparky]

I don't normally wank on this LJ, but I can't help myself right now. So, here I am at work, and in walks this couple. They stroll around the store holding hands, which is cute right? And then all of a sudden they start making out, tongues and all and making slurpy noises, disregarding the children in the back playing with the train, and the other couple browsing leaves throwing disgusted looks at me as if it's my fault these idiots have no modesty. The worst part was they were probably in their 40's and should have known better. Okay, enough wanking for now. But grr! Things like this make me angry!

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[awaywithpixie.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

Because, you know, sex stops when you turn 40. ;)) I keep trying to tell that to hubby (who is 38.5), but he never listens.

But yeah, get a room. And slurpy noises? What were they, 14?

*shudders*

*pets the sparky*

[unomesowell.livejournal.com]

My husband (11 years my senior) is turning 40 on Sunday. I am pretty sure we didn't make slurpy noises even when we were teens . . . thats like talking with food in your mouth!

Although if hubby pulled me into a nice snuggle in the middle of the store I can't say I'd be pushing him away!