FIC: Dammit Jim! (McCoy/Kirk, PG-13) 1/?

Title: Untitled for now, so I'm calling it the Dammit, Jim! Chronicles Part 1/?
Pairing: McCoy/Kirk, established pairing
Warnings: Underage (Kirk is (Alien whammied to) 16
Summary: Jim's always been good at thinking on his feet. Had to be, growing up as he did. But this time, he may have gotten himself into more trouble than he can handle.
Rating: PG-13 (R over-all)

( It was just a routine mission...of course, nothing ever went routinely for Captain James Tiberius Cook and his crew )

Part 2: It was even easier than Jim thought it would be, faking his way out of the sickbay.