Fic: Enchanted... (Sam/Dean, NC-17) 1/2

Title: Enchanted: The Extraordinary Adventures of Prince Samuel of Winchester and His Faithful Squire; Or: How Sam & Dean Saved the Girl, Killed the Dragon and Rode Off Into the Sunset In the Impala
Movie: Enchanted
Author: sparkysparky
Genre: Supernatural (Wincest)
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Dean (also Sam/Bela, but not really), appearances by Ellen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: about 6,000 this part (around 10,000 total)
Summary: Once upon a time there lived a dashing prince. He was Prince Samuel of Winchester, and he had a quest to save the beautiful maiden Bela with only the help of his faithful squire Dean and their steed, Impala. (Or: This one time, Sam and Bela got mojo'd and there was a dragon. Whoops!)
Warnings: There be plot holes ahead. And also crack. Also, beware dragons.
Notes/Credits: Muchas gracias to fateenviesus for ass kicking and beta, and to titti for general ass kickage. Written for the abouttwoboys challenge. This is part 1 of 2, the rest will be posted somehow during the weekend.
Disclaimer: I am not a short bald man, these characters are not mine. Neither am I a 150 year old animation genius. I'm only borrowing their characters and situations for a short while. I promise to return them in nearly the same condition I took them.

( Beware dragons, for you are tiny and taste good with ketchup )