20 Things

[sparkysparky]

So, totally nabbed from kendas because it's an awesome idea.

Give me a fandom or a pairing I write/read and I'll name you 20 things from my personal cannon.

Additional: Most anything Harry Potter is fair game, just don't ask me to write Snarry, Drarry or Harry/Hermione. Actually, the only Hermione pairing I'm comfortable with is Ron/Hermione.

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[sparkysparky.livejournal.com]

Dude, I totally did not mean for this to ahve taken so long! But, here you go:

Devon is Oz's best friend. Devon doesn't have 'best friends' but if he did, Oz would be his.

The first time Oz and Devon kissed they were stoned and lying in the back of Oz's van. They were 14.

The idea for Dingoes Ate My Baby came just after Oz gave Devon his first blow job. Devon said afterwards that orgasms made him creative.

Devon fucks around. A lot. Oz pretends he doesn't mind, but he does.

Willow was Oz's first and only girlfriend. Devon keeps a picture of her in his bed side table. He's drawn a black mustache and poked out her eyes.

The first time Devon fucks Oz it's in anger. It's rough and messy, but Oz is a werewolf and likes it that way.

When Xander and Willow kiss, all Oz can feel is relieved. He doesn't have to feel guilty about letting Devon fuck him anymore.

The only time Devon admits to loving Oz is when he's high. Oz doesn't mind, because pot makes Devon honest.

Devon will always hate graduation.

As much as Devon hates Willow, he hates Veruca more.

When Oz left it was the worst day of Devon’s life. He got drunk and high and fucked anyone who wanted him. When he was done, he cried.

In the months Oz was gone, Devon did nothing but write. They were some of the best songs of his career, but he had no one to share them with.

When Oz came back, Devon fucked him against the wall and cried against his shoulder when he came. They never spoke of it again.

Oz thinks it was rather poetic that Willow became a lesbian in his absence, and wonders if Willow is only gay for Tara the way he is for Devon.

This time, when Oz leaves, Devon goes with him.

Devon doesn’t fuck around anymore.

They’ve had sex in all 50 states, and most of the Canadian provinces. They’ve only been arrested six times.

The seventh time they’re arrested has nothing to do with sex.

Devon wants Oz to make him a werewolf. Oz has refused, but doesn’t know if he’ll be able to deny that he wants Devon to claim him as mate much longer.

Oz is Devon’s best friend. It just took ten years for Devon to admit it.

[eccentrici.livejournal.com]

That was just fabulous! Definitely worth the wait!

The only time Devon admits to loving Oz is when he's high. Oz doesn't mind, because pot makes Devon honest.
This has always been a part of my personal fanon, but in my fanon, it was Ecstasy.

[sparkysparky.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you think so!

I've always thought that when Devon is on E, he just wants to fuck and fuck and fuck, but pot makes him all sleepy and kitteny and chatty.

I miss BtVS fandom. I'm a bad fan. :-/