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sparkysparky) wrote2006-01-12 11:40 pm
sparkysparky) wrote2006-01-12 11:40 pm
Sitcom Fantasy: The Sex Shop Rated R Ep 1.1
This was written a VERY long time ago, way back in November of '03. It is the very first episode of Sitcom Fantasy, which was started (I believe) on the MittFic Yahoo!Group (or Xandrew or InnerGeekdom). There are two more episodes following this one, and then that is it! :(
In anycase, since I am going to try my hand at writing more of this thing I've decided to go ahead and post the 3 episodes that were written. :-D I do hope I'm not stepping on any toeses, and if anyone would like to write this with me, leave a comment and perhaps we can start a RR or something, as this was the orginal premise.
Episode 1:
The Sex Shop:
(In which Andrew is embarrassed, Giles is flustered, Ethan is amused, Oz is thoughtful, and Xander is horny.)
Rating: Hard R, for sexual content, brief nudity and language. Also, an UF for Unabashed Fluffiness. And AU for complete Alternate Universe, in which everyone is ridiculously happy and very, very homosexual. If you no likies, then you are a fool and shall be shot…not really.
Spoilers: Umm…post S7 BtVS and current S5 of AtS, but it’s very, very AU, so no real spoilers for the current season of AtS.
A/N: Found this on the SXFQF, and decided to borrow the premise of Xander and Andrew in the sex shop for our first episode. Yeah, also not beta’d, so deal. Any and all mistakes are mine. :o) Also, I don’t remember where we said we were going to base this “show” so I made up a town name, lmao, in California. And no, this will not be a x-over with Charmed ;)
Hallowell, CA (65 miles south of Sunnydale)
Andrew pulled the fedora lower on his forehead, slipped on his sunglasses and furtively looked around before slipping into the non-descript store on the corner of Maple and Elm streets. The store was innocuously called As You Like It, and was not (contrary to popular belief) a Shakespearean bookstore. Instead, it was a sex shop. A male sex shop. A shop that catered to men who loved other men. And Andrew was reluctantly making his first visit there alone.
Well, not alone, Xander was going to be meeting him there, shortly, as soon as the other man got off work, but for the time being, Andrew was on his own…in a sex shop. A male sex shop. A shop that catered to men who loved other men. And he was alone. Why had he agreed with Xander to do this again?
Oh, right, he remembered. Because Xander had threatened to punish him if he didn’t go along…or was that not punish him? Because Andrew thought it would be more of a punishment if Xander didn’t punish him than it would be if Xander did. Don’t think of that now, Andy, he thought, cause you don’t want to embarrass yourself in a sex shop. Save the naughty thoughts for later.
Andrew tried, unsuccessfully, to blend into the chestnut woodwork of the store, to wait for Xander. Unfortunately for him, a man dressed in an expensive trench coat, a fedora hat and Gucci sunglasses did not go unnoticed in a store that worked off commission.
“Hi there, sugah, can I help you find somethin’ special?” The voice was filled with sexuality and Andrew found himself blushing at the blatant look of lust in the man’s eyes.
“Umm…no thanks. I’m waiting for someone.”
“Pity. If I can be of any help, you just let me know, dumplin’,” the man purred before moving away far enough so that Andrew could breath again, but still close enough that the man would be ready to pounce the moment Andrew seemed ready to buy something.
Andrew edged away from the salesman and found himself confronted with a display of various types of lubes. He blindly reached for the closest tube and studied it distractedly. Slick Wick’s Lube for All Occasions was apparently edible, and also warmed on contact. Very good for anal sex, and rimming, Andrew read, his face turning red with both arousal and embarrassment.
Andrew fumbled with the tube as he tried to put it back, and ended up (in his haste) knocking the display over and drawing the attention of everyone in the store. Andrew squeaked and tried to right the display, but only managed to further destroy the area around him.
“Sir, if you would just step over there, we will take care of this.” It was the manager and he felt badly for the embarrassed young man, so refrained from reprimanding him harshly.
Andrew gratefully retreated to the corner and watched as the salespeople quickly and efficiently put rights to the mess he had made. He made a vow to stay still until Xander arrived.
But Andrew found that he couldn’t stay still. He was too keyed up from nerves and embarrassment. He wandered towards the back of the shop, and the room that was hidden from view behind a black curtain. Andrew drew back the curtain and his jaw dropped in shock.
There, handcuffed to the wall, was none other than his neighbor and good friend, Rupert Giles and holding a leather switch ending in tassels, was Rupert’s boyfriend, Ethan Rayne. Andrew yelped in surprise, causing the two men to look over at him. None of them spoke for several moments.
“GILES! You’re naked!” Andrew finally shouted, then blushed because not only was Giles naked, he was very aroused as well. Andrew tried to look elsewhere, but Giles’ erection was really very impressive, but Andrew finally tore his gaze away.
“Um…yes…well, Andrew, Ethan and I were…well…we were just…” Giles was flustered beyond belief, and tried to reach for his glasses to polish them, but his action was impeded by the fact that he was still cuffed to the wall.
Ethan, on the other hand, was not flustered at all and made no move to cover himself or release Giles. In fact, his dark eyes were rife with amusement and not a little arousal. “What Ripper is trying to say, Andy, is that we were engaging in a bit of rough and tumble before heading home for more of the same.”
Andrew gulped and was able to stammer, “I’m gonna go now. You can get back to…doing…that,” and stumbled backwards out of the room, trying to erase the site of the two older, and yet sexy, men from his mind.
“Drew, there you are! I’ve been looking for you!”
Andrew spun around and saw his boyfriend standing there, looking all manly and sweaty. Andrew forgot about his audience and threw his arms around Xander to kiss him desperately. Xander, having been broken into the art form of PDA’s by Anya, wrapped his arms around Andrew and took control of the kiss. The two men finally broke away, flushed and panting slightly.
Then Andrew extracted himself from Xander’s grasp and punched him in the shoulder. Xander yelped and whined, “What was that for?”
“For leaving me on my own in a sex shop. A male sex shop. A shop that caters, and I mean CATERS to men who love men! I’ve been scarred for life, and all you can do is kiss me. Well, guess what mister, no nookie for you for a long time. At least until we get home.” Andrew glared at Xander, who paused in mid grope. “Don’t even think about it, mister. You have a lot of making up to do. Let’s go.”
Andrew grabbed onto Xander’s hand and dragged him from the shop, not even pausing to notice the thoughtful expression on Oz’s face as they passed him. Xander could do nothing more than follow his irate boyfriend as said hunk did his best to drag the bigger man the six blocks to their apartment/condo complex.
--End The Sex Shop—
In anycase, since I am going to try my hand at writing more of this thing I've decided to go ahead and post the 3 episodes that were written. :-D I do hope I'm not stepping on any toeses, and if anyone would like to write this with me, leave a comment and perhaps we can start a RR or something, as this was the orginal premise.
Episode 1:
The Sex Shop:
(In which Andrew is embarrassed, Giles is flustered, Ethan is amused, Oz is thoughtful, and Xander is horny.)
Rating: Hard R, for sexual content, brief nudity and language. Also, an UF for Unabashed Fluffiness. And AU for complete Alternate Universe, in which everyone is ridiculously happy and very, very homosexual. If you no likies, then you are a fool and shall be shot…not really.
Spoilers: Umm…post S7 BtVS and current S5 of AtS, but it’s very, very AU, so no real spoilers for the current season of AtS.
A/N: Found this on the SXFQF, and decided to borrow the premise of Xander and Andrew in the sex shop for our first episode. Yeah, also not beta’d, so deal. Any and all mistakes are mine. :o) Also, I don’t remember where we said we were going to base this “show” so I made up a town name, lmao, in California. And no, this will not be a x-over with Charmed ;)
Hallowell, CA (65 miles south of Sunnydale)
Andrew pulled the fedora lower on his forehead, slipped on his sunglasses and furtively looked around before slipping into the non-descript store on the corner of Maple and Elm streets. The store was innocuously called As You Like It, and was not (contrary to popular belief) a Shakespearean bookstore. Instead, it was a sex shop. A male sex shop. A shop that catered to men who loved other men. And Andrew was reluctantly making his first visit there alone.
Well, not alone, Xander was going to be meeting him there, shortly, as soon as the other man got off work, but for the time being, Andrew was on his own…in a sex shop. A male sex shop. A shop that catered to men who loved other men. And he was alone. Why had he agreed with Xander to do this again?
Oh, right, he remembered. Because Xander had threatened to punish him if he didn’t go along…or was that not punish him? Because Andrew thought it would be more of a punishment if Xander didn’t punish him than it would be if Xander did. Don’t think of that now, Andy, he thought, cause you don’t want to embarrass yourself in a sex shop. Save the naughty thoughts for later.
Andrew tried, unsuccessfully, to blend into the chestnut woodwork of the store, to wait for Xander. Unfortunately for him, a man dressed in an expensive trench coat, a fedora hat and Gucci sunglasses did not go unnoticed in a store that worked off commission.
“Hi there, sugah, can I help you find somethin’ special?” The voice was filled with sexuality and Andrew found himself blushing at the blatant look of lust in the man’s eyes.
“Umm…no thanks. I’m waiting for someone.”
“Pity. If I can be of any help, you just let me know, dumplin’,” the man purred before moving away far enough so that Andrew could breath again, but still close enough that the man would be ready to pounce the moment Andrew seemed ready to buy something.
Andrew edged away from the salesman and found himself confronted with a display of various types of lubes. He blindly reached for the closest tube and studied it distractedly. Slick Wick’s Lube for All Occasions was apparently edible, and also warmed on contact. Very good for anal sex, and rimming, Andrew read, his face turning red with both arousal and embarrassment.
Andrew fumbled with the tube as he tried to put it back, and ended up (in his haste) knocking the display over and drawing the attention of everyone in the store. Andrew squeaked and tried to right the display, but only managed to further destroy the area around him.
“Sir, if you would just step over there, we will take care of this.” It was the manager and he felt badly for the embarrassed young man, so refrained from reprimanding him harshly.
Andrew gratefully retreated to the corner and watched as the salespeople quickly and efficiently put rights to the mess he had made. He made a vow to stay still until Xander arrived.
But Andrew found that he couldn’t stay still. He was too keyed up from nerves and embarrassment. He wandered towards the back of the shop, and the room that was hidden from view behind a black curtain. Andrew drew back the curtain and his jaw dropped in shock.
There, handcuffed to the wall, was none other than his neighbor and good friend, Rupert Giles and holding a leather switch ending in tassels, was Rupert’s boyfriend, Ethan Rayne. Andrew yelped in surprise, causing the two men to look over at him. None of them spoke for several moments.
“GILES! You’re naked!” Andrew finally shouted, then blushed because not only was Giles naked, he was very aroused as well. Andrew tried to look elsewhere, but Giles’ erection was really very impressive, but Andrew finally tore his gaze away.
“Um…yes…well, Andrew, Ethan and I were…well…we were just…” Giles was flustered beyond belief, and tried to reach for his glasses to polish them, but his action was impeded by the fact that he was still cuffed to the wall.
Ethan, on the other hand, was not flustered at all and made no move to cover himself or release Giles. In fact, his dark eyes were rife with amusement and not a little arousal. “What Ripper is trying to say, Andy, is that we were engaging in a bit of rough and tumble before heading home for more of the same.”
Andrew gulped and was able to stammer, “I’m gonna go now. You can get back to…doing…that,” and stumbled backwards out of the room, trying to erase the site of the two older, and yet sexy, men from his mind.
“Drew, there you are! I’ve been looking for you!”
Andrew spun around and saw his boyfriend standing there, looking all manly and sweaty. Andrew forgot about his audience and threw his arms around Xander to kiss him desperately. Xander, having been broken into the art form of PDA’s by Anya, wrapped his arms around Andrew and took control of the kiss. The two men finally broke away, flushed and panting slightly.
Then Andrew extracted himself from Xander’s grasp and punched him in the shoulder. Xander yelped and whined, “What was that for?”
“For leaving me on my own in a sex shop. A male sex shop. A shop that caters, and I mean CATERS to men who love men! I’ve been scarred for life, and all you can do is kiss me. Well, guess what mister, no nookie for you for a long time. At least until we get home.” Andrew glared at Xander, who paused in mid grope. “Don’t even think about it, mister. You have a lot of making up to do. Let’s go.”
Andrew grabbed onto Xander’s hand and dragged him from the shop, not even pausing to notice the thoughtful expression on Oz’s face as they passed him. Xander could do nothing more than follow his irate boyfriend as said hunk did his best to drag the bigger man the six blocks to their apartment/condo complex.
--End The Sex Shop—