Spadner Inquistion

Ok, I suck. I really really suck! I cannot for the life of me write a decent Spander fic!! I don't know what is wrong with me!!! *cries* and I'm already later and I feel horrible and I just want to sleep and I feel so guilty for not having it done! *sobs* Someone help meeeee! Give me a challenge, or a first line or something, lol. I need some heelllllppppp!!!!